Twice Daily or Oftener.

I have been cursed with Eczema, it's a skin condition brought on by stress, that causes my hands and feet to break out. It is an unpleasant side effect of the stress of everyday life. Today, I visited with my father and he gave me some BAG BALM ointment that he said would help my hands. I have been told by others in the past that this would be a good treatment, but had never tried it. As I read the directions on the side of the package, I thought it was hilarious. The exact text from the side of the container is below: FOR MINOR CONGESTION OF THE UDDER DUE TO CALVING, HIGH FEEDING, BRUISING OR CHILLING. USING INDIVIDUAL TOWELS, THOROUGHLY WASH TREATED TEATS AND UDDER BEFORE EACH MILKING TO AVOID CONTAMINATION OF THE MILK. AFTER EACH MILKING, BATHE WITH PLENTY OF HOT WATER, STRIP MILK OUT CLEAN, DRY SKIN AND APPLY BAG BALM FREELY. MASSAGE GENTLY WITH THIS STIFF OINTMENT FIFTEEN MINUTES TWICE DAILY OR OFTENER. The box says it's made by the Dairy Association Company, based in Lyndonville, VT, but by the ungood grammar they be usin I thought they would have been based out of Hogwaller Kentucky. I'll keep everyone up to date with the results. (And no, I didn't thoroughly wash my treated teats!!!